Nutritionist - The Very Nice Interesting Singer Man (Matt Farley)

Album

Job Songs
Musical Genre
Type of Work (occupation)

Year Released

2015
Record Label
Type of Song

Lyricist

Matt Farley

Lyrics

I got no self-control.
I got no self-control.
I need a nutritionist to tell me what I already know.
I got no self-control.
I got no self-control.
I need a nutritionist to tell me what I already know.
Nutritionist please explain the me why I am so fat and lazy,
And out of shape and unhealthy.
What could it, what could it, what could it be.
I never eat veggies.
I never eat fruit.
I gotta take a laxative to get out a toot.
No fiber, no fiber.
I got no self-control.
I got no self-control.
I need a nutritionist to tell me what I already know.
I got no self-control.
I got no self-control.
I need a nutritionist to tell me what I already know.
Nutritionist I must confess.
I know the solution is to eat much less
Of the junk that I usually ingest.
And replace it with what’s healthiest.
Obvious!
I got no self-control.
I got no self-control.
I need a nutritionist to tell me what I already know.
Just common sense.
Just common sense.